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ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

2012-05-09 23:46:13 by Dorkcraft

MASSIVE CRITICAL ERROR RESULTING IN CATASTROPHIC MALFUNCTIONS


Easter is awesome.

2012-04-12 14:05:22 by Dorkcraft

Still got candy left over.


Hey oh!!!!

2011-03-26 01:06:56 by Dorkcraft

I haven't the foggiest.


Oh dearrrr

2010-09-03 12:59:13 by Dorkcraft

It has been some time since i've made one of these, not that anyone reads them.

I'm sick of work, god damnit.


Kinda..moved..

2010-03-19 11:01:10 by Dorkcraft

Well, it seems as if I have moved, to a much bigger house. Its not very far from Londonderry, in fact, its not even fifteen minutes away. I kinda like the house so far, and its the first place I have actually owned by myself, however, I need to find a roommate or two to split the crazy ass rent.

I don't like cities, but I couldn't pass this place up. Its actually kind of funny, the marble counter tops are what sold me. Something about marble makes me want to spend a shit ton of money.

Anyways, that's the big news for the week.


Red Dead Redemption

2010-03-07 11:11:22 by Dorkcraft

I cannot wait for Red Dead Redemption. Its gonna be Grand Theft Auto except with trains and horses and revolvers. Free mode is going to be utterly fantastic, and I can't wait to pop the game in and rob trains with my friends.

You can do all sorts of racing and such with your horses, and the open world is completely huge. Its actually made by the same people who make Grand Theft Auto, so it will employ many of the same kind of mechanics, and I love it.

Anyone else looking forward to it? Leave a comment with your thoughts...and stuff.


Holy ass.

2010-03-07 01:22:42 by Dorkcraft

I think I just spilled pepsi everywhere. Shiiiiiit. Someone call the spill...guys.

That made little to no sense.

I have to shit.

I have a lighter in my hand.

Whaaaaat?


Oh no...

2010-03-05 11:34:21 by Dorkcraft

I forgot...my soda..at the store..and I paid for it too. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!


BOOM SHAKA LAKA

2010-01-30 20:37:08 by Dorkcraft

OH YOU HERD MEH


Well that fucking sucked ass.

2009-10-02 13:45:09 by Dorkcraft

Well, my internet is finally back up. What a boring ass month or so. Although, I managed to get a girlfriends, which might be a sign..