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Dorkcraft
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James Helie @Dorkcraft

Age 32, Male

Gas Station

Londonderry High School

Londonderry, New Hampshir

Joined on 1/3/09

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Posted by Dorkcraft - January 20th, 2009


A few people have commented on my profile that I look really, really young. I promise, I am 17, but some of you guys have said that I look as young as 13!!

Is it that bad? Maybe it's the lighting, or the angle that I took the picture..

Whatever.....


Posted by Dorkcraft - January 20th, 2009


In the past two days, nothing has happened to me. And I mean, nothing. Usually, SOMETHING happens...like I talk to a friend..but no. I have literally, just sat in the same chair for two days. And do you want to know why?

BECAUSE I'M SICK!!!!!!

I have the worst chest cold, EVER.

Have fun with your health.


Posted by Dorkcraft - January 18th, 2009


Well, up in good ol' New Hampshire it's snowing...AGAIN. We are expected to get 4 to 9 inches, and I can't WAIT to shovel. Yes, that's right, I'm the only house in the world that still manually shovels!

I hate all you people in warm places.

My rant is over..


Posted by Dorkcraft - January 14th, 2009


Finally got started with my 20 hours of community service, and I must say, it isn't really as bad as I thought it was going to be.

The whole thing started when my mother pissed me off, so I punched a huge hole in my door. I was angry, what else could I have done? /facepalm

So, she called the police, blah blah, I got arrested. Sat in the gay ass police station for about two hours while they "processed" me. It was a major pain in the ass. I would later regret my actions ONLY because I had to spend so much time in that hell hole.

Although, it wasn't that uninteresting because some lady was there, whom had just been arrested for stealing over $30,000 from the company that she worked at, so I got to listen to that whole situation unfold.

Anyways, so I got home, waited a few weeks and went to court.

This also, was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I got 20 hours of community service and went on my way.

For the past week or so, I was dreading what I was going to have to do. My worst fear was having to do it at a soup kitchen or something, for no real reason.

I found this place down the road that does overall community service. I went with them....

We ended up making chicken soup FOR the soup kitchen, but we didn't actually have to serve it to the people or anything. We got to sample this amazing soup as well.

So, all in all, it wasn't THAT bad, or at least not AS bad as I anticipated. I still would rather NOT be doing it, but hey...I can deal!


Posted by Dorkcraft - January 11th, 2009


Thank god, too, because I was going to start going into the fetal position in another couple of hours. Lesson learned: MOVE TO ARIZONA, AWAY FROM THE SNOW FOREVER!


Posted by Dorkcraft - January 11th, 2009


Well, thanks to the god damn snow I lost power. Again. Thanks, New Hampshire. I'm leaching off my neighbor's internet, WHO FOR SOME REASON HAS POWER!!!!! My battery is about to run out. Any second now. I hope you all have fun with your heat and water and other things of that nature. Good Night.