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Dorkcraft
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James Helie @Dorkcraft

Age 32, Male

Gas Station

Londonderry High School

Londonderry, New Hampshir

Joined on 1/3/09

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Dorkcraft's News

Posted by Dorkcraft - May 9th, 2012


MASSIVE CRITICAL ERROR RESULTING IN CATASTROPHIC MALFUNCTIONS


Posted by Dorkcraft - April 12th, 2012


Still got candy left over.


Posted by Dorkcraft - March 26th, 2011


I haven't the foggiest.


Posted by Dorkcraft - September 3rd, 2010


It has been some time since i've made one of these, not that anyone reads them.

I'm sick of work, god damnit.


Posted by Dorkcraft - March 19th, 2010


Well, it seems as if I have moved, to a much bigger house. Its not very far from Londonderry, in fact, its not even fifteen minutes away. I kinda like the house so far, and its the first place I have actually owned by myself, however, I need to find a roommate or two to split the crazy ass rent.

I don't like cities, but I couldn't pass this place up. Its actually kind of funny, the marble counter tops are what sold me. Something about marble makes me want to spend a shit ton of money.

Anyways, that's the big news for the week.


Posted by Dorkcraft - March 7th, 2010


I cannot wait for Red Dead Redemption. Its gonna be Grand Theft Auto except with trains and horses and revolvers. Free mode is going to be utterly fantastic, and I can't wait to pop the game in and rob trains with my friends.

You can do all sorts of racing and such with your horses, and the open world is completely huge. Its actually made by the same people who make Grand Theft Auto, so it will employ many of the same kind of mechanics, and I love it.

Anyone else looking forward to it? Leave a comment with your thoughts...and stuff.


Posted by Dorkcraft - March 7th, 2010


I think I just spilled pepsi everywhere. Shiiiiiit. Someone call the spill...guys.

That made little to no sense.

I have to shit.

I have a lighter in my hand.

Whaaaaat?


Posted by Dorkcraft - March 5th, 2010


I forgot...my soda..at the store..and I paid for it too. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!


Posted by Dorkcraft - January 30th, 2010


OH YOU HERD MEH


Posted by Dorkcraft - October 2nd, 2009


Well, my internet is finally back up. What a boring ass month or so. Although, I managed to get a girlfriends, which might be a sign..